Pitfall

Pitiful, You fall into the alligator pit following something that is not beating in your chest.
You have insulted all the mouths salivating at your slip.
Exercise your wrists. Exercise your grip. Exercise common sense.
You will cut yourself with your own knife.
Have yourself make a face that you like so you resemble yourself in the knife.
Have yourself make a face that you like so you can recognize yourself in the reflection of the knife.