Take Me to Your Leader

What if your brain
Unexpectedly and suddenly
Picked out things to flip around
And view a lot differently?What if blue sky
All of a sudden they turned a purple hue?
We would shit a brick the size of all of it
What if?What if I was just dreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read
Four dot dot two o every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I'd be happyI forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guyWhat if mothballs
Hangin' around too close to microwaves
Suddenly woke up and said
"Take me to your leader
Or die by fly guy"?He'll push you out
No wings attached
Just do as I say, no mistake
He'll blow awayWhat if I was just dreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched
Cucumber tied to my leg
And I did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that? GoI forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guyI forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my painMy pain
Forgot to inject my cocaine
Forgot to apply my Rogaine
Forgot to remember my pain
Pain, painI never think, I never thought
Oh, maybe I'm insane
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brainI never think, I never thought
Oh, maybe I'm insane
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brainI forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guyI forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy