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жанры: hip-hop, rap
альбомы: Chicken & Beer
Hip Hop Quotables
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Ludacris
жанры: hip-hop, rap
альбомы: Chicken & Beer
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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me I curse so much just to get on they nerves I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the traps to the burbsMy filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater And make government officials breathe harder than Darth VaderIt's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin' But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig Latin I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weightThe number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than maracas But my trick ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall backEvery album that I drop has got more than ten bangers That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland, MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with Rastas For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback mess I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court pressSo momma toast your glass while I'm countin' my cash 'Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass The competition never just want to admit that they lost And that they last about as long as my part in the washFrom yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole than you So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin' I'm in the strip club smokin', with President ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me I'll be in another room when I hit from the back Not to mention my refrigerator's taller than ShaqSo yippie-kay-yay, yippie-yie-yie-yo If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro I've been lookin' for a woman just to put my stamp on But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tamponsSo wash all ya sins away and stop playin' If God's line is busy you might have to two-way him Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet And when I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot And people think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!" 'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind peopleBut my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself 'Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go homeAll that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them 'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water repellentI'm the man, I got money far as the eyes can see And I'm in a group, I split dough with me, me and me So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a FerrariI buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months Take a look at yo' life and no wonder you so sad Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!
Это интересно:Все знают Ludacris как южный продукт США. Однако Кристофер Бриджес мог бы украсить себя штампом "сделано в Чикаго". Точнее в местечке Шампань, штат Иллинойс, административным центром которого Чикаго и является. Родился малец в молодой студенческой семье. День рождения выпал на будущий черный день календаря, 11 сентября, так что в 2001-м Бен Ладен здорово подпортил ему праздник. В столицу... продолжение
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