The Party Punch

You sat down on our leather chair
Called everyone
Said stick your toes all up in the air, “Come on it’ll be fun!”
Some tried they thought you were a little strange
They were all right
We did thirteen-thousand exercises 
They were all ashamed
But we were all okay

You called me up said “Boy, you can’t handle this!”
I was uptight
Only punches below the neck
Not the pretty face
They all came and they gathered ‘round
Now is our time
Chaos was followed by stupid laughs 
But I don’t even care
No, I don’t even care

I don’t even care

Stay back
Stay home
Stay home