Throttle Bottom

I got a chip on my shoulder the size of a car 
  My personality sucks like a drain 
  An ego that shines like a bright burning star 
  A cock so heavy that it hangs like a chain! 
  I like to rock baby kick it all night 
  In my cave just hangin' low 
  But when I'ts time for dinner I'm always on time 
  And when I find myself you'll be the first to know! 

  I'm gonna throttle High 
  I'm gonna throttle Down 
  I'm gonna stick it where it don't belong 
  I'm gonna Throttle Bottom! 
  Wow! 

  I Like dig the taste of the as it cracks 
  You beat me like a rented mule 
  Sweet bloody kisses smackin' my back 
  So forget the dirty past 
  Because I Rule 
  Like that punl in Copacabana 
  Like a kid born in Havana 
  I'll make a raft and drift out to sea 
  And get the best tan that you've ever seen