Xavier Says

Xavier says, "Ha, ha, ha
We have nothing in common
See you round ta-ta
Slink back to your abominable lover
Zsa-Zsa, before I blow your cover
Tra-lala"Zsa-Zsa's scene, tacky queen
You think there's no one but you
Get your crass little ass
Out and don't make me cut you
With how much you talk you'd think
That someone else was listening
Want a drink, Miss Thing?"Slow gin fizz'', says Xavier
Zsa-Zsa orders and drinks come
"Here it is, teddy bear
To your health, you rat fink scum"
Xavier wheezes, I forgot
Before each line he sneezes quite a lot