Cell Phone

Well I just got paid it's Friday Night. Feeling real good weekend in sight

Got a new phone, a new belt clip attached to my hip even got the chip

Now everyone can get touch with me. I got 700 minutes and weekends free

They even threw in an extra battery so I can keep in touch with my family



Now everybody's is all in my mix. I had to go and learn all the cell phone tricks

When someone tries to talk to me I just act like I'm talking on the phone you see

My signals weak, my battery's dead. It must be true. That's what I said

But if I ever get stranded I'm never alone



What would I do without my cell phone?



You gave me your number and I said I'd call. You said wuz cool, no the type to bawl

You said you only used it for important calls but you didn't pick up and I know you saw

My name, my number pop up on your screen, but you didn't pick up, yo, what that mean?

It don't mean nuthin'. It ain't like that. Girl, you know I was gonna call you back



Aw man, stop playin', I heart what your sayin' and I ain't trying to heat that jive

I bet you got girls calling from around the world. Boy, and you know that's faul

Hello! Can you hear me now? I know you can hear me! Can you hear me now?

Don't play me like that. Can you hear me now?



What would I do without my cell phone?



Alright, let's see if I can dial this number and check my messages

you have 15 new voice messages

15 messages, I just got this phone

Hey Vic, this is Kashif...

what,forget that (Beep! Message deleted)

Mr Wooten, this is MR. Able with S&L Collection...

Collection? (Beep! Message deleted)

Victor, where have you been? I've been waiting for you to call me back

Yeah! (Beep! Message saved)

Jimmy, now I got these hogs out here need 'tend to...

Jimmy? Who is that? Gotta go gotta go! (Beep! Message deleted)



Earpiece, rough foam cheesy ring tones

Is it convinient or is it lost freedom?

The worst yet GPS mess

Text message meet for TexMex

Nuclear soul studies have shown

69 cent if roam at home

Front screen cracked the phone's his dome

Call restricted ignore the phone

*82 don't get me heated

Count I need Vic's number (message deleted)

The life that's led is the path that's paved

Message from my kids equals (message saved)

First day flip phone second concaved

New car charger pleather leather case

You ever in your life spent time on the road

Tell me Vic What would I do without my cell phone?

See there it goes again I'm way up in the sticks

Trying to get to Vic's for 6

She's starting to get sick another dropped call

This bad reception leaves the wrong impression

The phone rings again guess who? No guess again

Can you hear me now? No? Then send a text

Cruisin' down the highway I wonder where the exit is

Before I get off I send check the messages



Yo pick up the phone, you know who this is (uh oh!)

and don't be trying to give me none of that

can you hear me now-Beep!- (message deleted)



What would I do without my cell phone?



(...and ye tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of cell,

I will fear no dial tone for thou art with me

Thy voice mail and thy call waiting, they confort me...)