Waving My Dick in the Wind

I'm waving my dick in the wind, I'm waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the windI'm lost in the sauce once again, I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once againIt's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in between
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me
And that pig's a pretty mean bastardYou should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson danceDance Jimmy
I'm doin' the best I can there, deaner that's it
You know I can't really dance like I used to, I mean I try
But I'm an old, old man nowI've got a real good feelin' bout' old Jimmy Wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy
'Cause you're a really good dancerOoh yeah, help me nowI'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind, I'm waving my dick in the wind